The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 8 months agoA concerned motherimagemessage-square51fedilinkarrow-up1473arrow-down113
arrow-up1460arrow-down1imageA concerned motherThe Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 8 months agomessage-square51fedilink
minus-squareCap@kbin.melroy.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up26·8 months agoIt’s like work email. Mine were 100% read for 16 years. Then I let one go unread, then two, and now I’m up to just under 1,000 unread emails. It’s an adrenaline rush, like Russian roulette. I doubt I’ll read any replies to this comment! I need help.
minus-squarewizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·8 months agoJust try and stop me
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFartlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·8 months agoI’d offer help but you wouldn’t read it. Plus I’m wildly unqualified.
It’s like work email. Mine were 100% read for 16 years. Then I let one go unread, then two, and now I’m up to just under 1,000 unread emails. It’s an adrenaline rush, like Russian roulette. I doubt I’ll read any replies to this comment! I need help.
You guys check your emails?
Just try and stop me
I’d offer help but you wouldn’t read it.
Plus I’m wildly unqualified.