So, I happen to be a king near the Mediterranean (not telling where bc I don’t wannna doxx myself), and the other day a messanger ran into my palace shouting “the sea people are coming!”.

I told him that there can’t be ‘sea people’ because people live on land and not in the sea, but he kept insisting that there are ‘sea people’ and they’re coming, so I had him drowned to prove that people living in the sea is impossible.

Now all kids in the city are talking about ‘sea people’ and it’s driving me nuts. I hope this trend goes away soon.