‘Start’ talking? Did you all just forget about the previous talk of having him jailed?

See? I knew we’d find a use for him.

Now I really want to answer your rhetorical question, because you’ve badly misunderstood how popes work.

Monarchs are like cardboard boxes. Someday they’ll be useful again, you just know it.

I watched a youtube clip last night about scientists inventing a technology for giving tardigrades tattoos. It’ll be useful in multiple non-tardigrade scenarios (obviously) but the news reporter knows how to catch my interest.

I might be okay with specific use cases, but overall no. Why do we need to invent users? Users are a thing that already exists. This is a solution desperately hunting for a problem.

I saw two of my friends joking with their father and realised they weren’t afraid of him.

I bet Elon can’t even do the neck trick.

‘Favourite companies’ sounds like another way of saying Stockholm Syndrome.

If I’m remembering right, the scene in Kill Bill where the Bride and O-Ren Ishi fight in the restaurant courtyard is a tribute to this film.

I liked them both.

Because you’re not filtering by your subscribed communities.

You are my favourite kind of player.

I was watching a Brad Williams clip where he talked about humping John Stamos’ leg.

I’ve taken more damage from party members trying to get me under control than from the enemy. Now they keep me on a leash.

Someone with no butts on their butt, that’s who.

Looking up an electricity pylon’s skirt.

I’ve just reviewed your mod log and I’m pretty sure the problem is you.

They’ve always got evidence that they’re going to show us… soon.

Not today.

But soon.

They can’t say when.

Only that it’ll be soon.

Soon.

Silly Evangelicals, you don’t get a say in it.

I’d prefer if Lemmy didn’t adopt the ‘divorce him/her, hit the gym, lawyer up’ rubber stamp comment.