• Flying Squid
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    255 months ago

    Why won’t they just give me free money? I don’t get it!

    • @NegativeLookBehind
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      145 months ago

      Lol, amateur. Clearly you aren’t using the right coupons.

    • @betterdeadthanreddit
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      25 months ago

      You have to order them to do it first. Something as simple as “put the money in the bag or else” on a note handed to a bank teller should do the trick, I’ve seen that work in educational documentaries on the television. The “else” here is putting a lien on their corporate strawman but you don’t want to tip your hand too early by spelling it out.