• Beep22
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    51 year ago

    Every year the ants attack my house. Every year I fight them off. I didn’t realise how hilariously outnumbered I am. I feel … itchy.

    • Nakari Lexfortaine
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      31 year ago

      Ants and fungi are inevitable, undefeatable.

      People talk about roaches being the next species to thrive after we fuck ourselves. That will be a short-lived empire.

      They will fall before the Mushroom Warriors, riding upon their giant ants without a Buick in sight to crush them.