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Not The OnionEnglish • 5 months ago

Not Afraid of Sharks? Well, Now They’re on Cocaine.

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Not Afraid of Sharks? Well, Now They’re on Cocaine.

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Not The OnionEnglish • 5 months ago

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Researchers have confirmed the presence of cocaine in sharks off the coast of Rio de Janeiro, though questions remain about the effects of the drug.

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The sequel to Cocaine Bear is going to be lit.
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  Guess what…
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  It could be the “Alien vs. Predator” we never knew we needed
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  Finally a good plot for the next Coke-nado moving… adding sharks.

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