• polonius-rex
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    652 months ago

    Animals shouldn’t be part of any sport.

    cool

    Sports are for spoiled fucks anyway

    unhinged

    • @yesman
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      402 months ago

      I don’t agree that sports are for spoiled fucks, but dressage definitely is. The barrier to entry makes golf look egalitarian.

      • polonius-rex
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        142 months ago

        The barrier to entry

        to be fair, this barrier mostly comes from the necessity to involve a horse in the routine, so if the olympics starts allowing pantomime horses as a replacement we’re in business

        • @AbidanYre
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          152 months ago

          You mean a dude following someone around with a coconut?

        • @JacksonLamb
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          32 months ago

          I would actually watch dressage if it only had pantomime horses.

        • 【J】【u】【s】【t】【Z】
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          Or other animals. I don’t see why you can’t bring any animal you want to the animal dance. Yeah sure like maybe an alligator won’t make a very good dancer, but why would somebody bring a partner that has no chance of winning?