WhatsHerBucket to Technology@lemmy.ml · 8 months agoCrowdStrike offers a $10 apology gift card to say sorry for outagetechcrunch.comexternal-linkmessage-square106fedilinkarrow-up1540arrow-down16cross-posted to: [email protected]news[email protected]nottheonion
arrow-up1534arrow-down1external-linkCrowdStrike offers a $10 apology gift card to say sorry for outagetechcrunch.comWhatsHerBucket to Technology@lemmy.ml · 8 months agomessage-square106fedilinkcross-posted to: [email protected]news[email protected]nottheonion
minus-squareCatZoomieslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·8 months agoI see you’re channeling the powers of middle management. Only needs a sticker that says “You’re a rock star!”
minus-squareSirDerpylinkfedilinkarrow-up5·8 months agoOutside, the sign says “Heros Work Here”. Inside, two people do the work of four.
minus-squaresunzu@kbin.runlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·8 months agoAbove the entrance: “Labour will set you free”
minus-squareironhydroxide@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·8 months agoNot to mention mugs with crowdstrike branding on them, but only for 1/3 the invited people.
I see you’re channeling the powers of middle management.
Only needs a sticker that says “You’re a rock star!”
We are family here
Outside, the sign says “Heros Work Here”. Inside, two people do the work of four.
Above the entrance: “Labour will set you free”
Not to mention mugs with crowdstrike branding on them, but only for 1/3 the invited people.