They follow you everywhere and will mysteriously appear whenever you’re sure you’ve shaken them. If they die while in your care then you turn into that animal.

The hen’s poop contains all the normal pathogens and smells, it also enjoys shoulder rides and isn’t afraid to peck you. The snake will eat things it cannot digest if you don’t stop it and will occasionally try to eat things it cannot even swallow.

The hen enjoys talking about cocks while the snake is vocal about its rather questionable political views.

  • @dejected_warp_core
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    24 months ago

    Snake. Although it’s not living long. The instant I happen upon a snake with a phone-shaped lump in the middle, is the beginning of the end I’m afraid.

    There’s a reason why foul are called that. Chicken droppings are just the worst. I don’t care if you have puppy training pads or litter boxes everywhere, your house will never smell nice again.