The Justice Department’s decision to water down the sentence proposal for Roger Stone, a Donald Trump ally convicted of lying to Congress, was was “highly unusual,” the department’s internal watchdog said Wednesday, but that it did not find evidence that politics played an improper role.
This is basically the Mueller report all over again
DOJ: Oof, I really do not want to have to prosecute someone the Republicans like because they will make our lives hell in every single way, but this looks pretty bad… Ok, I’m just going to detail every single bad thing, but then just sum it up by saying the evidence doesn’t quite establish things beyond any reasonable doubt and everyone can see what they want here.
Media: DOJ MORE OR LESS FINDS ROGER STONE SENTENCING ALL GOOD
Me: … But, like four attorneys involved in this quit, and Bill Barr got personally involv-
GOP: Even the dad-gum librul media couldn’t find anything on Trump, yee-haw!
e; y’know sometimes you have to read a sentence after you wrote it several times even to realize it really needed a comma somewhere
This is basically the Mueller report all over again
DOJ: Oof, I really do not want to have to prosecute someone the Republicans like because they will make our lives hell in every single way, but this looks pretty bad… Ok, I’m just going to detail every single bad thing, but then just sum it up by saying the evidence doesn’t quite establish things beyond any reasonable doubt and everyone can see what they want here.
Media: DOJ MORE OR LESS FINDS ROGER STONE SENTENCING ALL GOOD
Me: … But, like four attorneys involved in this quit, and Bill Barr got personally involv-
GOP: Even the dad-gum librul media couldn’t find anything on Trump, yee-haw!
e; y’know sometimes you have to read a sentence after you wrote it several times even to realize it really needed a comma somewhere
But also, this is a ullegul bitch hunt by the communist dictator Joe AND HIS HO!!! It would never happen under Trump. Lock her up!!!
We’re lucky the GOP doesn’t have you making their taglines
They’ve been using that for years.
I didn’t make that up, I got that from republicans I know.