@PugJesus to Political MemesEnglish • 2 months agoSome say he's still licking to this dayimagemessage-square9arrow-up1455arrow-down14
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minus-squareHugucinogenslinkfedilink4•2 months agoI mean… Saliva is at least a bit corrosive, and a tongue is at least slightly rough. Assuming a non-injurable tongue, how many licks of a boot would it take to reach bone? Or marrow?
minus-square@Viking_Hippielink6•2 months agoTIL that you become a billionaire by licking the bone marrow of one.
minus-squareSapphiria 🏳️⚧️ [she/her]linkfedilink8•2 months agoI guess we’ll just have to eat the rich now to find out. 🤷🏻♀️ You know, for science.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink2•2 months agoIf you keep them captive with ransom you might
I mean…
Saliva is at least a bit corrosive, and a tongue is at least slightly rough.
Assuming a non-injurable tongue, how many licks of a boot would it take to reach bone? Or marrow?
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Three.
TIL that you become a billionaire by licking the bone marrow of one.
Well, we don’t know for sure until we try
I guess we’ll just have to eat the rich now to find out. 🤷🏻♀️
You know, for science.
The rich: a different breed of jawbreakers
If you keep them captive with ransom you might