• @bitwaba
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    26 months ago

    Of course the couch didn’t cum, it’s a fucking couch. What’s wrong with you people?!

    • @[email protected]
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      36 months ago

      I hate to be the one to tell you this, but maybe it’s just you who can’t bring the couch to completion…?

      • @bitwaba
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        16 months ago

        I’ll have you know I find Wet Ass Cushion to be incredibly offensive. I’ve interacted with many of them in my day and never have I met a cushion that wasn’t artificially wet. The couch orgasm is a myth.