How many of you consider texting an ex that was an amicable breakup to see if they’d be up for a hookup.

Update : I created a group text with all of them and now we are planning a 30 person Orgy at the Marriott in San Francisco.

Lol jk I just woke up and made eggs.

  • @breadsmasherEnglish
    106•2 months ago

    Don’t ever text an ex while drunk.

    Thought: “I want to text my ex”

    1. Is it past 8pm? Do not text.
    2. Are you drunk? Do not text.
    3. Jack off, then consider again if you still want to text
    4. Did you break up with them, leaving mixed feelings? Do not text, you will hurt them
    5. Did they break up with you? Do not text. You will hurt yourself.
    6. Was it a mutual break up? Then why do you want to hook up? Someone will get hurt.

    Unless you were previously just a fling/FWB, hooking up randomly with a long term ex is the pathway to pain and hurt, for one or both of you. If one of you is still healing, you will just reopen that wound.

    Do not drunk text your ex for a hook up.

    • @ABCDE
      31•2 months ago

      The wanking idea works for me, until I text during it.

      • @CrackhappyEnglish
        26•2 months ago

        It’s a bold move cotton, let’s see how it plays out.