SeanM to Ask Lemmy • 4 months agoLemmings of AskLemmy, what are your best dumb jokes?message-square119arrow-up1139arrow-down18file-text
arrow-up1131arrow-down1message-squareLemmings of AskLemmy, what are your best dumb jokes?SeanM to Ask Lemmy • 4 months agomessage-square119file-text
minus-squareDestidelinkfedilinkEnglish17•4 months agoSkeleton walks into a bar Can I have a pint and a mop
minus-square@ChronosTriggerWarninglink2•4 months agoHey, as long as they’re of age, what a seal does in their free time is none of my concern.
Skeleton walks into a bar Can I have a pint and a mop
A man walks into a bar and says “OUCH!”
A seal walks into a club…
Hey, as long as they’re of age, what a seal does in their free time is none of my concern.
I’ve got bad news for ya, it’s a baby seal
Thank God it’s not a baby shark.
Doo doo doo