SeanM to Ask Lemmy • 2 months agoLemmings of AskLemmy, what are your best dumb jokes?message-square119arrow-up1139arrow-down18file-text
arrow-up1131arrow-down1message-squareLemmings of AskLemmy, what are your best dumb jokes?SeanM to Ask Lemmy • 2 months agomessage-square119file-text
minus-squarelemmynglinkfedilinkEnglish26•2 months agoA pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says: “Did you know you have a steering belt attached to your crotch?” The pirate answers: “Yarr, it be driving me nuts!”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink1•2 months agoThe version I heard had a parrot on the steering wheel. Makes more sense with the pirate context hahaha
A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says: “Did you know you have a steering belt attached to your crotch?” The pirate answers: “Yarr, it be driving me nuts!”
The version I heard had a parrot on the steering wheel. Makes more sense with the pirate context hahaha