SeanM to Ask Lemmy • 2 months agoLemmings of AskLemmy, what are your best dumb jokes?message-square119arrow-up1139arrow-down18file-text
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minus-square@Mostly_Gristlelink18•1 month agoBrian and Bob were walking through the forest when they came across a set of tracks. “Those are cougar tracks!” Bob exclaimed. “Hell, no! Those are coyote tracks.” Brain said. “I’m tellin’ you, I’ve been out in these woods since I was little, and those are cougar tracks!” “There’s no cougars in this part of the country. Those are coyote tracks!” Then they both got hit by a train.
Brian and Bob were walking through the forest when they came across a set of tracks.
“Those are cougar tracks!” Bob exclaimed.
“Hell, no! Those are coyote tracks.” Brain said.
“I’m tellin’ you, I’ve been out in these woods since I was little, and those are cougar tracks!”
“There’s no cougars in this part of the country. Those are coyote tracks!”
Then they both got hit by a train.