• SharkEatingBreakfast
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    1385 months ago

    The man I’ve come closest to falling in love with was a short, chubby, hair-thinning, stuttering goofball. He kept himself clean, well-groomed, and wore nice clothes that fit him.

    He was so passionate about what he loved (art, cats, and European history) that I couldn’t help but be absolutely smitten. His sincerity had me smiling from ear-to-ear every time I saw him get excited. Telling me about pieces of armor, paintings, music, and all kinds of other things, taking me to different places the way he spoke so happily about the things he cared about.

    People can, more often than not, see through insincerity. Be real with what you like & who you are. The people who appreciate those things about you the real ones.

    • @[email protected]
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      5 months ago

      No…no…no… the only way is to catfish and lie because nobody will love you ever. The most you can hope for is to momentarily fool somebody into thinking your are something other than what you are for one hot second. That’s just Interwebz 101

      When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie…

      • SharkEatingBreakfast
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        335 months ago

        Yes I’m sorry my bad. Fake it until you’re massively insecure and hateful because you feel you can’t be yourself for the sake of attracting feeeeeemale attention. Then wallow in your misery when you realize that the problem might be a deep-rooted personal issue, but be sure to blame it on “normies” & wimmin instead of taking steps towards self-improvement and personal growth. ✨️❤️💵🤡🎉🎺❤️✨️

    • @blazeknave
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      205 months ago

      Looks like we found Marissa Tomei

    • @Okokimup
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      145 months ago

      I want to hook you up with my brother, who sounds very much like your dude, but not married.

      • SharkEatingBreakfast
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        5 months ago

        Drop me his email! Or whatever people use to communicate these days (with his consent, of course).