• @SirDerpy
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    151 month ago

    Hello good Sir and potential investor. Here at Disney we commodify the art quickly, pushing to saturation, hooking a generation. From Mickey Mouse to Star Wars and Snow White to Marvel - Rest assured we’ll always be “the next Disney”.

    Our potential plans for the future include becoming a bank and going mask off to buy the state of Florida.

    Questions?

    • @[email protected]
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      31 month ago

      Yes, hello. I recently found out that wikipedia has a whole article about you and the, uh, challenges you have faced over the years. In light of this, have you considered renaming your mascot to Dicky Louse?