@HailSeitan to Enshittification • 2 months agoLogitech has an idea for a “forever mouse” that requires a subscriptionarstechnica.comexternal-linkmessage-square22arrow-up1131arrow-down13file-textcross-posted to: [email protected][email protected]technology
arrow-up1128arrow-down1external-linkLogitech has an idea for a “forever mouse” that requires a subscriptionarstechnica.com@HailSeitan to Enshittification • 2 months agomessage-square22file-textcross-posted to: [email protected][email protected]technology
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink12•2 months agoWhy the fuck would a mouse need software updates? It just needs to translate movement into cursor coordinates, and record clicks. It’s a very simple tool.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink11•edit-22 months agoBut the “features”! Logitech would like to access -Call records (so we know who also likes Logitech) -Gps precise location (so if sombody steals it) -Microphone (for uhhh security) -Your wallet (they want more money) -Your dog (hes a good dawg)
Why the fuck would a mouse need software updates? It just needs to translate movement into cursor coordinates, and record clicks. It’s a very simple tool.
But the “features”!
Logitech would like to access
-Call records (so we know who also likes Logitech)
-Gps precise location (so if sombody steals it)
-Microphone (for uhhh security)
-Your wallet (they want more money)
-Your dog (hes a good dawg)