• Flying Squid
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    354 months ago

    Not to kink shame you, Jesse, but maybe keep what titillates you to yourself.

    Anyway, by now there’s bound to be porn with a Vance lookalike fucking a couch, so you’ll get what you need for the most part.

    • @Dramaking37
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      204 months ago

      Did Jesse Walters have a fetish where he watches people fuck couches? I’m just asking questions here.

      • Flying Squid
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        194 months ago

        He never said he didn’t have a fetish where he watches people fuck couches. Many people are saying he has a fetish where he watches people fuck couches.

        • @Dramaking37
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          134 months ago

          Thank you, now that you mention it I’ve totally heard about his couch fetish. A lot of people are saying it even in this thread.

          • @Freefall
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            54 months ago

            This is my favorite comment chain.

        • @[email protected]
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          24 months ago

          I demand video evidence of him not having a couch fucking fetish

          I’ll play it next to the clip where he publicly requested a video of a man fucking a couch

    • @[email protected]
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      114 months ago

      Such a video is the job AI was created to do.

      Maybe not the Hero we want, but the Hero we deserve.