• @[email protected]
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      252 months ago

      Elrond can’t drop Isildur into the fire because Isildur has the ring and nobody can intentionally destroy the ring.

      Gollum was only able to destroy the ring because he’s fucking stupid.

    • go $fsck yourself
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      2 months ago

      Higher quality version without the ifunny watermark

        • go $fsck yourself
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          62 months ago

          You are the first person to recite the magic phrase!

        • @samus12345
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          $fsck yourself before you $fswk yourself

      • @someguy3
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        112 months ago

        That was my first read, but I think the color change is supposed to mean he’s recalling the story later.