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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish26•5 months agoElrond can’t drop Isildur into the fire because Isildur has the ring and nobody can intentionally destroy the ring. Gollum was only able to destroy the ring because he’s fucking stupid.
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minus-square@someguy3linkEnglish11•5 months agoThat was my first read, but I think the color change is supposed to mean he’s recalling the story later.
Elrond can’t drop Isildur into the fire because Isildur has the ring and nobody can intentionally destroy the ring.
Gollum was only able to destroy the ring because he’s fucking stupid.
Higher quality version without the ifunny watermark
Re: your username
Filesystem check yourself before you filesystem wreck yourself
You are the first person to recite the magic phrase!
$fsck yourself before you $fswk yourself
Gandalf wasn’t there
That was my first read, but I think the color change is supposed to mean he’s recalling the story later.