• BougieBirdie
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    -12 months ago

    As humans describe a day, it’s how long it takes for the earth to complete a rotation. The sun happens to be a useful landmark in determining how long a day is, but when you think about it the the existence of the sun isn’t a requirement for a day to pass. Therefore, the first day would be the third day, when god created the earth.

    But either way, I think god’s frame of reference for how long a day is must be pretty different from ours. After all, doesn’t it say somewhere in there that a thousand years is like a blink of an eye to him?

    • Flying Squid
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      22 months ago

      I asked God, “what’s a million years to you?”

      And God replied, “a second.”

      I asked God, “what’s a million dollars to you?”

      And God replied, “a penny.”

      I asked God, "can I have a million dollars?’

      And God said, “yes… in a second.”

      • @postmateDumbass
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        22 months ago

        He obviously had an Apple watch that had the time.

        All the gods and demigods had them to communicate.

        • @TokenBoomerOP
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          12 months ago

          I heard that Mercury used a Fitbit.

      • Uriel238 [all pronouns]
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        2 months ago

        According to the watchmaker arguments God needed to be extremely precise to make the our universe capable of manifesting our little life-supporting speck.

      • BougieBirdie
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        12 months ago

        I dunno, you’d have to ask them.

        Maybe they’ve got other things going on, y’know? Like, sure, they were able to get a week off to build the universe. But now they’ve got to get back to their day job. Rent isn’t going to pay itself.