• @werefreeatlast
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    105 months ago

    Aunty: Oh Vance! My favorite nephew! Come in come in! Sit on the couch with me! What brings you here?

    Vance: nobody likes me because I wear makeup like women do and I like to fuck the couch!

    Aunty: well worry no more! You can stay with us for as long as you like! There’s just one thing I need to tell you about.

    Vance: what is it?

    Aunty: your uncle and I have a house policy where we don’t wear any clothes indoors. Is that okay? I’m sure if we talk to your uncle, we can agree to let you fuck a couch too!

    Vance proceeds to get complete naked. Uncle comes into the scene and the aunty is already naked too.

    Vance: hi uncle!

    Uncle: well hello! I see you are getting used to the rules of the house!

    Aunty: yes. He also would like it if he could fuck the couch when he feels the need.

    Uncle: no problem!

    Scene cuts to Vance taking a shower. For more on this please refer to your favorite pornhub show.

    • KillingTimeItself
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      55 months ago

      why did you write this?

      you either write fanfic, and know how to shitpost, OR you consume a lot of porn, it’s one of the two.