@jeffwM to News • 5 months agoFox host demands video of JD Vance having sex with a couchwww.lgbtqnation.comexternal-linkmessage-square183arrow-up1699arrow-down118
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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink69•5 months agoHey guys, it’s time to mature up and admit that Vance probably did not have sex with a couch. He made love to it. Also, the couch was totally asking for it.
minus-square@Jimmyeatsausagelink27•5 months agoYou know the couch was into it… When the couch doesn’t want it, nature has ways of just shutting all that down.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink22•edit-25 months agoI heard the couch was dressed like a total loveseat, and wasn’t even wearing a cover.
minus-squareNfamwaplink11•5 months agoLets call it what it is, folks. It was rape. He raped that couch. Just because the couch had a suggestively placed throw, doesn’t make it OK.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink8•5 months agoIf the couch didn’t want fucked why was it wearing those sexy cushions?!!
minus-square@Got_Bentlink4•5 months agoToo bad it wasn’t a bed because then we could talk about how short the bed skirt was.
Hey guys, it’s time to mature up and admit that Vance probably did not have sex with a couch.
He made love to it. Also, the couch was totally asking for it.
You know the couch was into it… When the couch doesn’t want it, nature has ways of just shutting all that down.
I heard the couch was dressed like a total loveseat, and wasn’t even wearing a cover.
Lets call it what it is, folks. It was rape. He raped that couch. Just because the couch had a suggestively placed throw, doesn’t make it OK.
The couch was asking for it, wearing that slip cover!
If the couch didn’t want fucked why was it wearing those sexy cushions?!!
Showing off it’s legs. Disgusting.
Too bad it wasn’t a bed because then we could talk about how short the bed skirt was.
It was totally consensual
-The couch