• ThePowerOfGeek
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    465 months ago

    She just turned black? Has he not been paying attention for the past 4 years? (Rhetorical question. We all know the answer to that is “no, of course he hasn’t, because he’s so fixated with himself!”)

    • Flying Squid
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      455 months ago

      I’m sure her Jamaican dad would be amazed to hear that his daughter hasn’t been black for almost all of her 59 years on this planet.

        • Flying Squid
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          375 months ago

          Well apparently she just turned black.

          • @MegaUltraChicken
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            345 months ago

            My wife and I were thinking about turning black. It’s just so much paperwork.

          • @[email protected]
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            25 months ago

            Just like those prescription glasses that you leave in the sun but aren’t all that effective in cars because the glass blocks the UV. We hate the non-working sunglasses folks. Many people are saying…

            Just…turns black. I don’t know why we’d think anyone’s weird for saying that, seems totally normal. Who said weird?!

    • @Passerby6497
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      165 months ago

      I said this in another thread, but “things happening/existing before you know about them” is something I’m working on with my child, not something a presidential candidate should struggle with.

        • @[email protected]
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          45 months ago

          It’s strange that people would think such a weird, small-handed man-child could run anything let alone a country.

          • finley
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            15 months ago

            hateful, childish bullies are miserable people, and misery loves company

    • palordrolap
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      85 months ago

      There’s a joke involving peril sensitive sunglasses here somewhere.

      • finley
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        5 months ago

        The Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses have been designed to help people develop a relaxed attitude to danger. At the first hint of trouble they turn totally black and thus prevent you from seeing anything that might alarm you.

        — The hitchhiker’s guide to the Galaxy

    • @[email protected]
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      5 months ago

      In the full quote he did say she turned black “a number of years ago”, for context, but he’s still full of shit.