• @[email protected]
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    302 months ago

    I didn’t know I was trans (from voting for Gretchen Whitmer) but I really don’t want to go to the SoS to have the gender on my license changed. I suppose while I’m at it I’ll go ahead and become black, since that’s apparently a thing we can do now, and I’m not making two fucking trips.

    • Flying Squid
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      222 months ago

      I’m not sure of how MAGA rules work, but I think you can only become black if you have an Indian mother, because Obama has a white mother but he didn’t become black.

      • @[email protected]
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        82 months ago

        you can only become black if you have an Indian mother

        No but I am half-Hispanic on my housekeeper’s side.

        I feel like that’s a quote from something but I couldn’t find any reference so maybe I just made it up.

    • @barsquid
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      72 months ago

      Oh, good idea, you can get one of those “black jobs” dementia Donald keeps talking about. He is much too old to be president, yikes.