• HatchetHaro
    link
    fedilink
    1042 months ago

    to be fair, americans aren’t known for their sharpshooting.

    • @SpruceBringsteen
      link
      36
      edit-2
      2 months ago

      Took the invention of the repeating rifle to win the west.

      • Dessalines
        link
        fedilink
        212 months ago

        Which movie was it (maybe naked gun?) where it’s a 5 minute hallway shootout and none of the cops could hit anything.

        • @SirDerpy
          link
          92 months ago

          Star Wars. They were part of the rebel alliance and traitors to the empire. But, the cops couldn’t hit anything until one of them broke out a shotgun loaded with heat-seeking shot and fired it point blank. Don’t judge too harshly. They can’t see a thing in those helmets.

            • @SirDerpy
              link
              02 months ago

              If the pen is mightier, Indy, then the touchscreen keyboard is our elegant weapon for a more civilized age. Obviously it’s not going so well. Be happy we’ve some blasters and expertise laying around. It’s good peace of mind.

    • @Nuke_the_whales
      link
      232 months ago

      They would have won the drive by and the Pray and spray events. Or if you had an event where the targets were school kids

      • @ChickenLadyLovesLife
        link
        English
        72 months ago

        Or Las Vegas crowds. It’s pretty wild how the Vegas lobby has completely suppressed the memory of the worst mass shooting in US history.

        • @krashmo
          link
          12 months ago

          What does that even mean? Clearly you and I remember it at minimum. What would you expect to be done differently?

    • @Allonzee
      link
      22
      edit-2
      2 months ago

      To be fair, the utter ruins of our public education system we traded for capitalist tax cuts ensures Americans aren’t known for our sharp anything.