• @[email protected]
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    32 months ago

    They don’t control the rules outside the theater. Suggesting there is some slippery slope from them not allowing outside food in the theater to them controlling your life before going is just absolutely absurd.

    • Hello Hotel
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      62 months ago

      them controlling your life before going is just absolutely absurd

      This is why I assumed they were joking but everyone responding is being serious.

      • @[email protected]
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        2 months ago

        Poes law. But whether they are joking or not, you can read the other poster responding to me who seems to defend the claim.

        • Hello Hotel
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          1 month ago

          On this post, someone said somthing like: well, your talking to a moron. And the guys name was “a moron”. (Edit) The replies didnt notice the joke

          Poes law is just really strong on this post.

          • @[email protected]
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            11 month ago

            It’s funny because that was me and I was going along with what I thought was the joke there, although still poking fun at the a random idiot because they did say something stupid.

      • @cass24
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        2 months ago

        Suggesting theaters are going to check people for a full stomach before entry is absurd stuff that should probably stay in the bounds of black mirror-esque science-fiction works.

    • Hyphlosion
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      02 months ago

      Oral surgeons already want you to fast for a time before going in. It’s only a matter of time before movie theaters make you do it too.