Media Sensationalism to Just PostEnglish • edit-23 months ago$5 ✨Limited Edition✨ pineapples by Dole®imagemessage-square7arrow-up141arrow-down12file-text
arrow-up139arrow-down1image$5 ✨Limited Edition✨ pineapples by Dole®Media Sensationalism to Just PostEnglish • edit-23 months agomessage-square7file-text
It’s like every other pineapple, but ✨Limited Edition✨ and 2.5 times more expensive. They’ve got to be joking.
minus-square@Chocrateslink8•3 months agoLimited edition because the planet is gonna burn up before the next harvest? Pineapple take years to grow don’t they?
minus-square@numberfour002linkEnglish2•3 months agoCommercially grown in an appropriate climate, an individual pineapple plant of the species typically grown for mass consumption can mature and fruit within 2 - 3 years. It depends on a lot of factors, though.
Limited edition because the planet is gonna burn up before the next harvest?
Pineapple take years to grow don’t they?
A long time too, like 5 or 10 years.
They are bromeliads aren’t they?
Commercially grown in an appropriate climate, an individual pineapple plant of the species typically grown for mass consumption can mature and fruit within 2 - 3 years. It depends on a lot of factors, though.