In a groundbreaking experiment, Japanese researchers transferred regenerative genes to fruit flies, leading to improved intestinal health and enhanced stem cell activity. This discovery opens new possibilities for anti-aging strategies in higher organisms, including humans, through targeted gene therapy.
I got COVID right now. I would be satisfied with a bunch of COVIDphile poisonous dogs set free in every city. The idea is that if any dumbass leaves their house with COVID, they will be less likely to reproduce. It’s not a high tech COVID vaccine but I bet it would be pretty effective.
Whoever gave me COVID, I hope your headache is bigger than mine you fuck!