• ekZeppEnglish
    14•1 month ago

    I mean, is not very polite to call people idiots…

    …so, here’s some useful alternatives:

    • Sharp as a marble
    • A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
    • The elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top floor.
    • One sandwich short of a picnic.
    • A few cards short of a full deck.
    • All foam, no beer.
    • Not the sharpest tool in the shed.
    • Dunderheaded
    • Anserine
    • Addlepated
    • Blinkard
    • Obtuse
    • Nescient
    • @IphtashuFitzEnglish
      11•1 month ago

      I’ve heard using “weird” also works well in some cases.

    • @Etterra
      5•1 month ago

      Alternatives also include:

      • Doorknob
      • Drain clog
      • Snot rocket
      • Skidmark
      • Ass-fuck jizz trickle
      • Vacuous
      • Food-free sandwich
      • Rust-fucker
      • Turd slurper
      • Glue eater
      • Cream flinger
      • Barbara Streisand
      • Chimp dicked
      • Gas blaster
      • Rat-fuck bastard
      • Soggy cardboard
      • Piss dribble
      • Crayon Cruncher
      • Bison hugger (if ya know, ya know)