• ekZepp
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    4 months ago

    Sleeping with all their wives didn’t help much in gaining their sympathy either.

    • @PugJesusOPM
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      124 months ago

      Romans, hide your wives

      Here’s the bald, adulterous whore!

      We’ve fucked away your gold in Gaul

      And come to borrow more!

      • song sung by Caesar’s legionaries during his triumph
    • @ladicius
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      44 months ago

      But were the wives satisfied?

      Nobody’s asking the real questions.