The Ohio Supreme Court ruled that a man who nearly died after choking on a bone in his "boneless wings" should have expected bones to be in them. A state legislator is so outraged that he plans to change state law.
While I agree that the ruling is pretty ridiculous, the guy sounds like a human vacuum and caused his own problems:
He had cut up his wing into thirds, eating the first two pieces of it normally. On his third one, Berkheimer felt like something went down the wrong “pipe,” the court documents said…Doctors found a 1 and 3/8 inch chicken bone in his throat, one that tore open the wall of his esophagus.
How the fuck do you not notice that you’re eating a nearly 1.5" (38mm) bone?! 1.5" is literally the length of the tong tine on a metal fork (I had laying around after typing up the above and measured it just for the hell of it haha) or probably a sewing needle.
If there’s even the tiniest bit of gristle or something in my meat I immediately spit it out, dude straight up swallowed a freaking chicken bone.
edit: apparently the human vacuums got offended by this. Put another way that’s like putting half a toothpick in your meat and then not noticing it in your mouth
While I agree that the ruling is pretty ridiculous, the guy sounds like a human vacuum and caused his own problems:
How the fuck do you not notice that you’re eating a nearly 1.5" (38mm) bone?! 1.5" is literally the length of the
tongtine on a metal fork (I had laying around after typing up the above and measured it just for the hell of it haha) or probably a sewing needle.If there’s even the tiniest bit of gristle or something in my meat I immediately spit it out, dude straight up swallowed a freaking chicken bone.
edit: apparently the human vacuums got offended by this. Put another way that’s like putting half a toothpick in your meat and then not noticing it in your mouth
I think the word is tine not tong.
You are correct, that was probably autocorrect’s fault.