• @Etterra
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    55 months ago

    Alternatives also include:

    • Doorknob
    • Drain clog
    • Snot rocket
    • Skidmark
    • Ass-fuck jizz trickle
    • Vacuous
    • Food-free sandwich
    • Rust-fucker
    • Turd slurper
    • Glue eater
    • Cream flinger
    • Barbara Streisand
    • Chimp dicked
    • Gas blaster
    • Rat-fuck bastard
    • Soggy cardboard
    • Piss dribble
    • Crayon Cruncher
    • Bison hugger (if ya know, ya know)