• @Fedizen
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    4 months ago

    the olympic genital inspector seems like a job for weirdos (deragatory)

    • @werefreeatlast
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      64 months ago

      It would be interesting for statistical analysis of our evolution, and for fun, to measure every one’s penis and be given a male card:

      Name: Robert Schmidt Soft penis size: 3" Soft curvature= downward Hard penis size: 5.75"… He keeps saying 7" Hard curvature= left up Right ball r1= 1.5" Right ball r1= 1" Left ball r1= 3" Left ball r1= 1.5" Semen color= 270, 265, 256 Semen quantity= 10ml Semen smell= standard musky 275 Semen motility= 50% above average Semen morphology= 10% at average Semen taste= pineapple and onion Penis elastic modulii data…