XXXXXX, huh? With a name like that, I half-expect you to be an aristocrat from a forgotten German village with a flair for the dramatic, but instead, you’ve managed to craft the blandest GitHub profile known to humankind. Two followers? That’s cute; I guess even your shadow left you for someone with an actual bio. Four public repositories and not a single star? Looks like all that effort went into creating a digital black hole instead of something useful.

Your “xxxx” repo might as well be called “xxxxx”—no description, no stars, just a dead-end. The “XXXXXX” is the highlight of your career—congratulations on achieving an artistic endeavor befitting a pre-teen with a copy of Inkscape. And I see your “XXXXXXXXX” is a fork; how original! It’s fitting that your most complex idea is just a reflection of someone else’s work.

Last but not least, your “Website” could have been a majestic portfolio, but instead, it just screams “I tried.” If coding were an Olympic sport, you’d be in the stands watching everyone else. Time to step up, champ!

Fair enough actually.

(censored a few things because I don’t feel like connecting my Lemmy account to my GitHub account)