A woman from Hull has been jailed and handed a Criminal Behaviour Order which bans her from ‘defecating in a public place’ amongst other things.
49-year-old Brace Hull has been jailed for 46 weeks, as well as handed a three-year long order.
Named Hull, from Hull. What are the odds?
What is even the point of living if you can’t shit in public?
You still can, you just can’t get caught.
I prefer The Great Escape Technique.
How’s that any different from normal public shitting?
You do it in your pants but shake it out of your trouser leg, so one’s bum cheeks are never visible, thus circumventing obscenity laws.
This workflow requires very specific consistency, it’s not recommended for beginners. Strict diet have to be followed as a preparation to achieve a perfect Bristol Type 1-3 on demand
I wasn’t claiming it was easy - I’ve spent years honing my diet to the point where I can consistently pull this off. It’s not a beginner technique and not undergoing all the training and preparation could be disastrous.
It only works if you whistle the theme tune.
The whistling is key.