• @TheGrandNagus
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    1 month ago

    ELROND: Men? Men are weak.

    CUNK: Are you sure about that though? Because my mate Paul ate some bath salts once then lifted a Fiat 500 that was parked outside Basingstoke train station

    ELROND: That’s not the kind of strength I’m talking about…

    CUNK: So what you’re saying is, Elves can carry even more? Like a Golf or a Toyota Corolla or something?

    ELROND: No. That’s not what I’m say-

    CUNK: Do Elves take performance enhancing drugs?

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      61 month ago

      ELROND: Yes, but that is not important right now.

      CUNK: Do you also have any recreational ones or just for work?