• Maven (famous)
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    363 months ago

    Okay sure… Your daughter was kidnapped or whatever… But who the fuck names their daughter “Virginity”

    • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppetM
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      23 months ago

      I don’t have any money. What I do have is a very unique set of skills.

      • @Buddahriffic
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        53 months ago

        If you come round my place, you might see me cleaning my guns. This might make you scared. Unless you’re carrying yours and it isn’t completely disassembled for cleaning, which would put me at a significant disadvantage. Unless your gun is too dirty to function properly, then the advantage will be back to me.

        At that point, I would suggest just carefully pulling my daughter’s virginity out of your pocket, setting it on the floor, and telling my daughter she should get back to doing the dishes because the date is cancelled. Also that she should respect me again. And then leave.