• flicker
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    243 months ago

    Why would you need to take it every morning

    Because, like many women, if I don’t, I’ll just bleed to death. Which, while extremely metal, is a real rough way to die.

    • SharkEatingBreakfast
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      73 months ago

      And your out-of-control uterus might cause polyps growth and scar tissue on other internal organs adjacent to it and damage everything, including itself!

      Which is how I personally justify being a birth control-consuming whore.

      • @Cypher
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        83 months ago

        Damn whores and their

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        Wanting to live!