• @NegativeLookBehind
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    284 months ago

    Have you pledged your mind body and soul to our lord and savior, capitalism?

    • @[email protected]
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      84 months ago

      mind, body and soul

      And your air, and your water, and you land, and your government, and your laws, and your freedom, and your culture, and the minds, bodies and souls of any generations yet unborn, as well as the sacrifice of the potential minds, bodies and souls of generations not born due to the Great Tithe we all must pay in solemness and obedience. Amen.

      • @rockSlayer
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        44 months ago

        No, you’ll still need to commit your first born, but we’ll come back for them soon