• @numberfour002
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    24 months ago
    1. Sperm is not an animal.

    2. Sperm will drown in lotion, tissue paper, toilets, mouths, assholes, various fruit, couches apparently, condoms, and probably an order of magnitude or few more places than just this small list I’ve constructed.

    3. Sperm don’t have a mouth and thus cannot bite.