@[email protected] to Ask Lemmy • 3 months agoIf any animal bite could give you super powers, what animal do you want to be bitten by and which super power do you hope to get?message-square140fedilinkarrow-up1135arrow-down15
arrow-up1130arrow-down1message-squareIf any animal bite could give you super powers, what animal do you want to be bitten by and which super power do you hope to get?@[email protected] to Ask Lemmy • 3 months agomessage-square140fedilink
minus-squareivanafterall ☑️linkEnglish3•3 months agoAlternately, get bitten by a sperm and spend your life drowning in pussy.
minus-square@numberfour002linkEnglish2•3 months ago Sperm is not an animal. Sperm will drown in lotion, tissue paper, toilets, mouths, assholes, various fruit, couches apparently, condoms, and probably an order of magnitude or few more places than just this small list I’ve constructed. Sperm don’t have a mouth and thus cannot bite.
Alternately, get bitten by a sperm and spend your life drowning in pussy.
Sperm is not an animal.
Sperm will drown in lotion, tissue paper, toilets, mouths, assholes, various fruit, couches apparently, condoms, and probably an order of magnitude or few more places than just this small list I’ve constructed.
Sperm don’t have a mouth and thus cannot bite.