• Rob T Firefly
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    181 month ago

    Screenshot of grim-looking Old Luke Skywalker from the sequel trilogy. A caption has been added which reads: "My name is Mike Starwars. I used to work in a lightbulb warehouse. I stole a lightbulb every day. My plan was to open my own warehouse, using the stolen bulbs. They fired me after three days. I tried to start my warehouse anyway but no-one in the lightbulb industry would take me seriously with only three bulbs. Now I live on this island, like a common crab!"

    (credit: pixelatedboat from old Twitter)