• @ChronosTriggerWarning
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    61 month ago

    Nah, he loves me. I talk shit to him all the time…

    One time, he was bitching about how he’s the only one getting anything done at work. He said “I’ve done a million things today. I did A, and B.” And i asked him if that’s how he thought counting worked. “1, 2, a million? What is this, marine math?” And he fucking LOVED that. He uses “marine math” all the time now.

    • @captainlezbian
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      31 month ago

      Nobody jokes about Marines being stupid more than marines. Well maybe the Air Force and navy. But the marines do it a lot too

        • @captainlezbian
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          11 month ago

          I don’t know I coulda swore their heads were full of shit. Not much else in there unfortunately