• @DirkMcCallahan
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    444 months ago

    “My boss makes a dollar, I make a dime/That’s why I jerk off on company time.”

    • @kryptonianCodeMonkey
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      154 months ago

      And make sure you don’t shit and crank it at the same time. Make them pay for both, individually.

    • @Plastic_Ramses
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      74 months ago

      I make a dime, boss makes a buck. Thats why I crank my hog in the company truck.