• @Jakdracula
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    1 month ago

    America is #1 in production of aircraft carriers. America is #1 in the number of incarcerated citizens per capita. America is #1 in the number of adults who think angels are real. America is #1 in defense spending.

      • @ccunning
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        101 month ago

        Or course they’re #1 in American football wins.

        What’s remarkable is they’re #1 in World Series wins…

      • The Dark Lord ☑️
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        41 month ago

        If you’re not good in a sport, just create your own sport, name it the same thing, and show everyone you’re best at it.

        I’m going to create my own basketball and I’ll show everyone I’m #1!