• @NegativeLookBehind
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    494 months ago

    Day 3, Cat Log:

    I have annexed the dwelling and all belongings of the strange bipedal creatures. They did not put up any fight, a wise choice. They even continue to bring me food, perhaps they have determined that I am their god?

    • @thenextguy
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      44 months ago

      Can’t help read that in Ze Frank’s voice.

      • @[email protected]
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        54 months ago

        Dear Diary:

        The humans have refused to allow me to exit this house so I can attack the byerbs who taunt me from the tree out front. They mock me. Their slights must not go unpunished.

        I will do a ceremonial war piss in the humans clothing pile to get them ready for battle too.