• @[email protected]
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    511 month ago

    I haven’t ever paid a cent for mortgage. I’ll sell the secret for $100.

    I rent. But don’t tell sovcit, I want their money.

    • @TexasDrunk
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      101 month ago

      I’m thinking about curing all their ailments remotely using a magnetic resonance chamber to beam cures directly into them through a bracelet I sell on a website where I also sell coon skin hats and wooden teeth. Because you know they’re the type to believe in magic.

    • @LifeOfChance
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      61 month ago

      Scary part is they would read your first sentence and believe you then convince themselves the second sentence is there to ward of the government.