Things that will be said in this future:

• “Dang it, I forgot to pay the husband bill”
• “Oops, I said something mean to Daryl and now I’m banned from my friends”
• “Darn it, my wife got hacked”
• “I was going to talk to my friend Julia today but she went out of business”
• “Sorry, we’ll have to postpone the wedding, the groom is currently experiencing a server outage”